{"id":10803,"date":"2023-11-06T18:18:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-06T18:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=10803"},"modified":"2025-04-27T17:44:21","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T17:44:21","slug":"documentales-nuez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2023\/11\/documentales-nuez\/","title":{"rendered":"DOCUMENTALES NUEZ"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"10803\" class=\"elementor elementor-10803\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-e6948db elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"e6948db\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-a22f709\" data-id=\"a22f709\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-187d82c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"187d82c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><em>con Xavi Daura\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-db97b98 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"db97b98\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-7ebc90b\" data-id=\"7ebc90b\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7949ca4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7949ca4\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>tamos en el set de rodaje de la pel\u00edcula sobre la vida del aztor Antonio Banderas \u2014Andoni (Azdoni)\u2014, cada una de las escenas de la cual corresponde a diferentes momentos de una misma persecuci\u00f3n \u2014que no cesa\u2014. Desde que nace hasta que muere, a Antonio le persigue <em>argo<\/em>.<\/p><p>Andoni huye durante toda la trama de UN MALO (un Freddy Krueger al que han estirado y anudado, como un globo, para formar <em>un Freddy Krueger<\/em>). BOCINA<strong>Z<\/strong>OS.<\/p><p>El director insiste en que no hay met\u00e1fora posible. \u00ab\u00bfAcaso Pizza Hut <em>o el Bar\u00e7a<\/em> son una met\u00e1fora de algo? Pues aqu\u00ed lo mizmo\u00bb. Las zetas van picando.<\/p><p>Hoy toca rodar una escena de persecuci\u00f3n. Van por la \u00e9poca en la que el actor tuvo que interpretar, <em>elevaciones azul en tramo de jaula<\/em>, a Pablo Picasso. Aqu\u00ed lo llaman <em>Pocasso<\/em>, ya que actualmente el nombre de <em>Picasso<\/em> est\u00e1 registrado de modo que solo se pueda decir dentro de un coche. \u00ab\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1POCASSO!!!\u00bb, gritan \u2014airados por la prohibici\u00f3n y, a la vez, tratando (solo tratando) de adecuarse a ella\u2014 los pilotos y copilotos de esta persecuci\u00f3n motorizada.<\/p><p>En el <em>catering<\/em> del rodaje (o <em>la ci\u00e9naga<\/em>, seg\u00fan el \u00e1ngulo desde el que leas la palabra) se sirve caf\u00e9 de avispa. De tanta cafe\u00edna, la gente est\u00e1 un poco lupi. M\u00e1s Burro que un Jimeno, el abad (<em>el de este rodaje<\/em>), pregunta algo, le responden, y se enfada. (\u00c9l. Se va el que pregunta). Tras los caf\u00e9s <em>de mosca<\/em>, trae esos caf\u00e9s, que se le derraman \u2014vac\u00edos\u2014 en la bandeja. No dispara ni un Doraemon.<\/p><p>La plataforma para la que se rueda la pel\u00edcula es ese saco lleno de nueces, a las que hay que <em>apretar<\/em> para ver, en una pantalla situada al fondo, c\u00f3mo Azd\u00f3n pilota cero met\u00e1foras. HAY POLILLA. Huele a payasete. Aunque la peli no entusiasme, seguro que habr\u00e1 segunda parte: hay avidez de nuez.<\/p><p>La idea original de la plataforma era que cada nuez tuviera en el interior una peque\u00f1a pantalla con un programa distinto: <em>Documentales Nuez, M\u00e1s duras que el gas, Nutty Professor, NUEva Zelanda, Alfredo Landa: nuez\u2026 <\/em><\/p><p>La escena de hoy es la de Pocasso en la persecuci\u00f3n. Conduce y pin<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>con Xavi Daura\u00a0 tamos en el set de rodaje de la pel\u00edcula sobre la vida del aztor Antonio Banderas \u2014Andoni (Azdoni)\u2014, cada una de las escenas de la cual corresponde a diferentes momentos de una misma persecuci\u00f3n \u2014que no cesa\u2014. Desde que nace hasta que muere, a Antonio le persigue argo. Andoni huye durante toda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10860,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10803"}],"version-history":[{"count":72,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12250,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10803\/revisions\/12250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}