{"id":11576,"date":"2024-09-16T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-16T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=11576"},"modified":"2024-10-08T11:25:40","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T11:25:40","slug":"gran-proyecto-de-fin-de-curso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2024\/09\/gran-proyecto-de-fin-de-curso\/","title":{"rendered":"GRAN PROYECTO DE FIN DE CURSO"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11576\" class=\"elementor elementor-11576\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-37de839 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"37de839\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-c21574d\" data-id=\"c21574d\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9669928 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"9669928\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Imitar en un laboratorio c\u00f3mo suena el caf\u00e9 cuando es tirotead \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0.<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(30, 5, 255, 0); color: var( --e-global-color-text ); font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit;\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Han rapi\u00f1ado el final del primer p rr fo. Y estas \u00faltimas letras que faltan no han sido robadas: ahora temen salir. Dec\u00eda que se nos han llevado una parte del primer, va, venid, que acabamos de montar una empalizada y de traer a uno que sabe tirar con arco, p\u00e1rrafo. El bot\u00edn dec\u00eda algo as\u00ed como <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gran proyecto de fin de curso: <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00ab<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">DESCARGA EL\u00c9CTRICA A UN CROISSANT; S\u00cdNTOMAS LEVES DE ABSOLUTAMENTE NINGUNA VIDA<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00bb. Aprobar<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pero ya no lo aclararemos nunca.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Decorar con guirnaldas (que caen al suelo) los gru\u00f1idos del bater\u00eda no nos har\u00e1 recuperar lo robado, \u00bfverdad\u2026?<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Los ladrones son una tetera llena de espada de Los ladrones son una pancarta de Dire Straits (la tetera llena de espada de) sostenida por una hilera de mirlos en pleno vuelo. Roban. Es la segunda banda m\u00e1s peligrosa de la ciudad, tras la que se dedica a glorificar un diente de Gandhi hasta el punto de haber viajado a la India, en su d\u00eda, a meter una paliza a su portador para que le saltara de la boca, ya que algunos acabaron considerando que tal hombre no era suficientemente digno <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">de \u00e9l<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nuestros ladrones se escapan de las c\u00e1rceles con el mismo m\u00e9todo que les exige, para ser aplicado, batir las alas: volando. Hazla t\u00fa, la investigaci\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">En el mercado negro intercambian las frases que han robado por las ganas de Menelao de volver y gobernar. Joder, tiene; y tienen (cuando han conseguido todas las ganas, las atesoran).<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Si uno se aventura a entrar en su territorio, vuelan rastros de segundos en cuchillo<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pero, con habilidad, uno puede llegar a escapar: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">tobillos la derivada<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Los esperaremos en el nuestro, si se atreven a volver, parapetados y con las lanzas en alto. Pero no solamente.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Con un redoble de fondo \u2014que recuerda al proceso de recambiar todas las piezas de una moto de agua militar por hilos, tambi\u00e9n este, claro\u2014, una corona de flores toca el suelo, y se le desprenden un par de tulipas. El en\u00e9simo intento de hacer justicia. Cansancio y exasperaci\u00f3n causados por el que anhelamos que haya sido el \u00faltimo de los pillaj \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imitar en un laboratorio c\u00f3mo suena el caf\u00e9 cuando es tirotead \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 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