{"id":4702,"date":"2022-04-12T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-12T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4702"},"modified":"2022-11-05T01:00:30","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T01:00:30","slug":"la-nuca-lluis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/04\/la-nuca-lluis\/","title":{"rendered":"LA NUCA [LLU\u00cdS"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4702\" class=\"elementor elementor-4702\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-0d8e2bb elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"0d8e2bb\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-c8cc507\" data-id=\"c8cc507\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-750b5d6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"750b5d6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><em>Sumergir las manos en un bol de queroseno. Dormir.<\/em>\u00a0\u00a1Hay much\u00edsimas m\u00e1s maneras de amortajar un barco! Con cuidado, la nuca [Llu\u00eds,<\/p><p>Rei.<\/p><p>Desfila amb parsim\u00f2nia].<\/p><p>La manera m\u00e1s sonada de preparar la mortaja me \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1la!!!!, ey\u2026, va, ense\u00f1\u00f3 aquella ardilla que custodia \u2013mientras corretea por la ciudad\u2013 tu partida de nacimiento bajo la pata. \u00abCola arrufada\u2026 Es ella\u00bb. \u00a0La aprend\u00ed la enseguida, la manera: en la cubierta del barco que nos serv\u00eda de muestra, junto con otras de su camada que la segu\u00edan \u2013mismo pelaje suave, c\u00f3mo saltan, divertidos movimientos\u2013, la ardilla se encaram\u00f3 raudamente a un palo, no s\u00e9, el de mesana, en cuya cima despleg\u00f3 una gran lona, \u00e1spera <em>sobrepericada<\/em>, de detr\u00e1s de la cual salieron al instante cinco macarras con pu\u00f1os americanos.<\/p><p>Nueve d\u00edas en el hospital.<\/p><p>Para que el barco se despida del mundo bien acicalado, puedo decir que \u2013y mis magulladuras lo atestiguan\u2013 solo tienes que vestirte con tapas de yogures y quit\u00e1rtelas dentro de un vag\u00f3n (de tren) camino de Bulgaria. En Serbia, apres\u00farate. El revisor las lame mientras sugiere cambios en tu actitud. \u00abVa, millor aix\u00ed, de deb\u00f2; si ho dic per tu\u00bb y pu\u00f1o c\u00f3mplice en el ment\u00f3n.<\/p><p>Se suele decir que el resultado luce. Esa fragata (dos sand\u00edas explotan)\u2026<\/p><p>\u2026la termin\u00e9 ayer.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sumergir las manos en un bol de queroseno. Dormir.\u00a0\u00a1Hay much\u00edsimas m\u00e1s maneras de amortajar un barco! Con cuidado, la nuca [Llu\u00eds, Rei. Desfila amb parsim\u00f2nia]. La manera m\u00e1s sonada de preparar la mortaja me \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1la!!!!, ey\u2026, va, ense\u00f1\u00f3 aquella ardilla que custodia \u2013mientras corretea por la ciudad\u2013 tu partida de nacimiento bajo la pata. \u00abCola [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4658,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4702"}],"version-history":[{"count":65,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7991,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4702\/revisions\/7991"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}