{"id":4711,"date":"2022-04-14T23:12:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-14T23:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4711"},"modified":"2022-12-09T18:09:15","modified_gmt":"2022-12-09T18:09:15","slug":"el-unico-panadero-superviviente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/04\/el-unico-panadero-superviviente\/","title":{"rendered":"EL \u00daNICO PANADERO SUPERVIVIENTE"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4711\" class=\"elementor elementor-4711\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-2f2aea7 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"2f2aea7\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-670388e\" data-id=\"670388e\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b8352a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1b8352a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Una silla dentro de un gran globo r\u00edgido, transl\u00facido y lleno de ensalada. Se accede por un orificio en la parte superior, donde eventualmente una manguera tose una hoja de lechuga.<\/p><p>Reyertas diarias entre panaderos para ver cu\u00e1l de ellos ser\u00e1 el primero en sentarse en la silla. Los que perviven jadean, se miden. Depositan delante del globo, a modo de ofrenda, las \u00faltimas baguettes que han horneado: la discograf\u00eda entera de Milli Vanilli, amontonada. Huele bien. Que cojas la punta.<\/p><p>Caminar sobre el c\u00famulo de discos, tumbarse encima y dormir. Por qu\u00e9 no. A la ma\u00f1ana siguiente el desayuno est\u00e1 listo, tambi\u00e9n sobre el mont\u00f3n, al alcance de un brazo que alargo para demostrarlo (fiscalizaci\u00f3n permanente). El \u00fanico panadero superviviente de la noche anterior est\u00e1 de pie sobre la bandeja. \u00ab\u00bfMe dir\u00e1s si te ha gustado&#8230;?\u00bb, quiere saber, tras tantos a\u00f1os del pacto Ribbentrop-M\u00f3lotov, compungido. Tan solo el zumo no se encuentra aplastado bajo sus zapatos.<\/p><p>Me confirma que su gremio est\u00e1 muy nervioso porque, tras siglos de fan\u00e1tica espera, hoy se produce el advenimiento de una torre de botes de alubias. Llegado el d\u00eda, la torre, de metro y medio, est\u00e1 donde la quieres ver (ah\u00ed mismo, m\u00edrala, iluminada por un foco). \u00abLuchamos por el honor de esperarla ali\u00f1ados, ATROPELLADOS POR UN TREN HECHO DE ACEITE, aprisionados entre hasta el ahogo toneladas de lechuga\u00bb.<\/p><p>Me acerco sigilosamente a la torre \u2013desconozco si va a reaccionar agresivamente\u2013. \u00abVa, tranquila, tranquila\u2026\u00bb. Tomo una de las latas y la abro. Dentro est\u00e1 el equipo t\u00e9cnico que dise\u00f1\u00f3 el Shambhala.<\/p><p>\u00abBuena reuni\u00f3n. \u2013Carpetazo, se dan la mano\u2013. Ma\u00f1ana m\u00e1s\u00bb.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una silla dentro de un gran globo r\u00edgido, transl\u00facido y lleno de ensalada. Se accede por un orificio en la parte superior, donde eventualmente una manguera tose una hoja de lechuga. Reyertas diarias entre panaderos para ver cu\u00e1l de ellos ser\u00e1 el primero en sentarse en la silla. Los que perviven jadean, se miden. 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