{"id":4730,"date":"2022-02-12T17:03:49","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T17:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4730"},"modified":"2022-11-05T01:03:31","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T01:03:31","slug":"la-historia-de-un-tio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/la-historia-de-un-tio\/","title":{"rendered":"LA HISTORIA DE UN T\u00cdO"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4730\" class=\"elementor elementor-4730\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-4cc35a1a elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"4cc35a1a\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-3715c3d9\" data-id=\"3715c3d9\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-350614ef elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"350614ef\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Un t\u00edo que se llamaba LA HISTORIA DE UN T\u00cdO lo hab\u00eda hecho todo mal desde los doce a\u00f1os. Y se enter\u00f3 de repente, leyendo la tapa de un Danino. Desde los dulce a\u00f1os que sufr\u00eda, el gilipollas.<\/p>\n<p>Pasaba las tardes cuidando haci\u00e9ndose el hijo de puta con sus hijas. Ambas eran de Stracciatella Crocant\u00edssima. \u00bfC\u00f3mo que no? Lo dice aqu\u00ed (revienta una calabaza con un bate de b\u00e9isbol).<\/p>\n<p>La Historia de Un, como lo llamaba la polic\u00eda, hab\u00eda soplado m\u00e1s de una vez entre barrotes de c\u00e1rcel. Y todo por una golfada de cr\u00edo, eh: buscar y meter animales MUY FINOS entre las p\u00e1ginas del libro del Tronoyatan.<\/p>\n<p>Esta historia ha pasado de generaci\u00f3n en generaci\u00f3n a trav\u00e9s de abuelos que se lo contaban SOLO ENTRE ELLOS.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un t\u00edo que se llamaba LA HISTORIA DE UN T\u00cdO lo hab\u00eda hecho todo mal desde los doce a\u00f1os. Y se enter\u00f3 de repente, leyendo la tapa de un Danino. Desde los dulce a\u00f1os que sufr\u00eda, el gilipollas. Pasaba las tardes cuidando haci\u00e9ndose el hijo de puta con sus hijas. Ambas eran de Stracciatella Crocant\u00edssima. 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