{"id":4738,"date":"2021-12-29T23:52:07","date_gmt":"2021-12-29T23:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4738"},"modified":"2022-12-20T20:16:54","modified_gmt":"2022-12-20T20:16:54","slug":"continente-viejo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2021\/12\/continente-viejo\/","title":{"rendered":"CONTINENTE VIEJO"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4738\" class=\"elementor elementor-4738\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-816512b elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"816512b\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-ece745c\" data-id=\"ece745c\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-06b732d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"06b732d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\u00abEspera, que est\u00e1 sin planchar HA LLEGADO LA HORA DE SABER LA VERDAD SOBRE LA COMIDA\u00bb.<\/p><p>Con esta idea nos dirigimos al monasterio Se Me Da Bien. Los monjes imparten unas charlillas sobre el tema y se les da realmente mal. Los \u00e1rboles que nos separaban de nuestro destino estaban tan apretados entre s\u00ed que ni una persona pod\u00eda pasar entre ellos. Solo cab\u00eda UNA MONEDA \u00daNICA, nuestro coche.<\/p><p>Las ruedas de UNA MONEDA EUROPEA giran cubiertas de unos p\u00e9talos que se van despegando a medida que el autom\u00f3vil avanza. El p\u00e9talo se reposta cada dos o tres segundos. Fuimos andando.<\/p><p>No record\u00e1bamos el atajo que toma la gente que, disfrazada de lechuza, te quiere pedir perd\u00f3n. Plantados ante la augusta fachada, nos dispusimos a cruzar un arco decorado con relieves de CONTINENTE VIEJO\/ILUSIONES NUEVAS, nuestro coche. Ay, deber\u00edamos haberlo cogido.<\/p><p>En la sala capitular, un disco formado por decenas de peque\u00f1os monjes muy prietos unos contra otros flotaba a la altura de nuestras rodillas. Empujamos hacia abajo al que parec\u00eda m\u00e1s aficionado a quedar bien con los padres de tu novia. Empezaron a oscilar todos juntos como una s\u00e1bana limpia. Se mov\u00edan de una manera tan hipn\u00f3tica\u2026<\/p><p>Nos hab\u00edan estado utilizando desde el primer momento.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00abEspera, que est\u00e1 sin planchar HA LLEGADO LA HORA DE SABER LA VERDAD SOBRE LA COMIDA\u00bb. Con esta idea nos dirigimos al monasterio Se Me Da Bien. Los monjes imparten unas charlillas sobre el tema y se les da realmente mal. Los \u00e1rboles que nos separaban de nuestro destino estaban tan apretados entre s\u00ed que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9223,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4738"}],"version-history":[{"count":42,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9308,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4738\/revisions\/9308"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}