{"id":4744,"date":"2022-02-12T16:45:56","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4744"},"modified":"2022-07-11T13:40:34","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T13:40:34","slug":"fumador-y-fumador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/fumador-y-fumador\/","title":{"rendered":"FUMADOR Y FUMADOR"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4744\" class=\"elementor elementor-4744\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-7e7928f0 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"7e7928f0\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-6d46d647\" data-id=\"6d46d647\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-40200a7c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"40200a7c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Ya nos tocaba cobrar una buena Biblia. Por la loter\u00eda, digo. S\u00e9\u2026 Nos han regalado mil millones de euros en forma de hambre. Esta estafa, esta lasa\u00f1a, nos la entregaron los dos presidentes: Fumador Experto y Fumador Experto en Orina.<\/p>\n<p>Ambos LLEVABAN M\u00c1SCARAS DE SUS PROPIAS CARAS en la ceremonia de entrega del premio. Tras hacer su ofrenda, se fueron peg\u00e1ndose MUY FUERTE entre ellos hasta que uno muri\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Boff, un momento. Voy a abrir la ventana. Ah\u00ed hay una mierda del tama\u00f1o de mi padre VAYA ES MI PADRE.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Mira, hijo, sobre el ej\u00e9rcito de moscas que mont\u00e9 en mi sopa ayer nite\u2026<br \/>\u2014D\u00e9jalas encima del tup\u00e9 que me estoy haciendo. No te han hecho nada, hijo\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">ENTRE ELLOS SE LLAMABAN \u00abHIJO\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya nos tocaba cobrar una buena Biblia. Por la loter\u00eda, digo. S\u00e9\u2026 Nos han regalado mil millones de euros en forma de hambre. Esta estafa, esta lasa\u00f1a, nos la entregaron los dos presidentes: Fumador Experto y Fumador Experto en Orina. Ambos LLEVABAN M\u00c1SCARAS DE SUS PROPIAS CARAS en la ceremonia de entrega del premio. 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