{"id":4750,"date":"2022-02-12T16:44:55","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4750"},"modified":"2023-01-29T16:51:44","modified_gmt":"2023-01-29T16:51:44","slug":"admirado-chica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/admirado-chica\/","title":{"rendered":"ADMIRADO CHICA"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4750\" class=\"elementor elementor-4750\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-40aa3c24 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"40aa3c24\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-41f88b90\" data-id=\"41f88b90\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-77150576 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"77150576\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Compartimos piso con un viejo que se llama Chica. A veces escupimos en su comida. Empieza siempre el propio Chica. \u00abLlamadme Zicca, t\u00edos\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Las llaves del piso son Estrellitas, unos cereales que se deshacen siempre abrimos la puerta con un pu\u00f1o el nuestro. \u00ab\u00a1Eh, pero EHHH! Buenos pu\u00f1os, qu\u00e9 golpes\u00bb, dice Chica.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando ALGUIEN DEL PISO muere, hacemos una barbacoa que nos sale buen\u00edsima invitamos a todos. Alquilamos un mill\u00f3n de sillas con forma de barbacoa y unas llamas artificiales, todo de arcilla. \u00abSi te despistas, en el culo, las chispas\u00bb, canta Zicca <em>to locoh<\/em> cuando alguien se sienta en las de verdad. \u00abSI TE DESPISTAS, TUS NALGAS TURISTAS\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Chica tiene la obsesi\u00f3n de invitar a t\u00e9 a los carteros. \u00abVenga, os envito a unos pu\u00f1etazos, hijos de puta, os envito a MI T\u00c9\u00bb. Les dice barbaridades. Les dice OS ENVITO.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Compartimos piso con un viejo que se llama Chica. A veces escupimos en su comida. Empieza siempre el propio Chica. \u00abLlamadme Zicca, t\u00edos\u00bb. Las llaves del piso son Estrellitas, unos cereales que se deshacen siempre abrimos la puerta con un pu\u00f1o el nuestro. \u00ab\u00a1Eh, pero EHHH! Buenos pu\u00f1os, qu\u00e9 golpes\u00bb, dice Chica. Cuando ALGUIEN DEL [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9580,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4750"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9579,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4750\/revisions\/9579"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}