{"id":4825,"date":"2022-02-12T16:44:05","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4825"},"modified":"2022-11-15T17:50:25","modified_gmt":"2022-11-15T17:50:25","slug":"la-unica-mentira-de-chica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/la-unica-mentira-de-chica\/","title":{"rendered":"LA \u00daNICA MENTIRA DE CHICA"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4825\" class=\"elementor elementor-4825\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-6e36a91b elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"6e36a91b\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-4a3b45c2\" data-id=\"4a3b45c2\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b323e83 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1b323e83\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Las pernas, las, las piernaz de Chica eran flacas como un lapo. Eran blancas. Y el resto, negro.<\/p>\n<p>Llevaba unos pantalones de la marca Pantalones para Comer y No, para comer y para no. Se doblaba los pantalones siete veces para ense\u00f1ar sus blancas, estaba orgulloso.<\/p>\n<p>\u00abLas piernas de Chica, la noche m\u00e1s corta, a nadie le importa, A NADIE LE IMPORTA\u00bb, esa frase era lo que \u00e9l entend\u00eda por \u00abfollar\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Chica nunca se olvidaba de Pa\u00f1uelo, a quien llevaba siempre en un bolsillo y con el que envolv\u00eda una rama de olivo de pl\u00e1stico hac\u00eda un metro. Una vez la hab\u00eda blandido, se dispon\u00eda a contar la \u00fanica, su \u00fanica mentira:<\/p>\n<p>\u00abMirad, un truquito: mezclad agua con algo, lo que sea. Mezcladlo, venga, mezcladlo y cont\u00e1dselo a vuestras putas madres\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Este Chica es el de\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/admirado-chica\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ayer<\/a><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las pernas, las, las piernaz de Chica eran flacas como un lapo. Eran blancas. Y el resto, negro. Llevaba unos pantalones de la marca Pantalones para Comer y No, para comer y para no. Se doblaba los pantalones siete veces para ense\u00f1ar sus blancas, estaba orgulloso. \u00abLas piernas de Chica, la noche m\u00e1s corta, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4604,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4825"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8859,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4825\/revisions\/8859"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}