{"id":4849,"date":"2022-02-12T16:41:59","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4849"},"modified":"2022-07-26T21:29:25","modified_gmt":"2022-07-26T21:29:25","slug":"mirad-mi-dni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/mirad-mi-dni\/","title":{"rendered":"MIRAD MI DNI"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4849\" class=\"elementor elementor-4849\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-65b33764 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"65b33764\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-35b9f4e7\" data-id=\"35b9f4e7\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3ba2f3b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"3ba2f3b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>El s\u00e1bado de 2008 fuimos al XVII Campeonato DETENI de tenis. Nos regalaron unos pases en el Stop the Dad\u2019s Opera. Unos pases arrugados. N\u00e9, da igual\u2026 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1HOSTIA!!! Mirad mi DNI.<\/p>\n<p>Me rasco las esquinas de la barba con mi DNI.<\/p>\n<p>O, en serio\u2026 Meses antes hab\u00edamos intentado conseguir entradas para el campeonato esquilando ovejas \u2014hallazgo sobre el lomo afeitado\u2014 en unos campamentos Botafogo. Somos ni\u00f1os. Dorm\u00edamos en la Casa Raspall de Dents. \u00c9ramos un poco met\u00edamos tierra en la boca de los hey ni\u00f1os. \u00abTenemos huerto\u00bb, les grit\u00e1bamos.<\/p>\n<p>All\u00ed aprendimos nuestra mayor putada: \u00abSombrero por encima, pero tambi\u00e9n por debajo\u00bb. Siempre llev\u00e1bamos unos estuches. Alpino con 10 o 12 sombreros de coppa en cada uno. Al terminar de esquilar, repart\u00edamos los sombreros a los otros ninis para que se los pusieran en la parte m\u00e1s septentrional del cuerpo, hasta la l\u00ednea de las cejas. Una vez ya estaban vestidos de franc\u00e9s, nos cos\u00edamos la cara a pu\u00f1otazos.<\/p>\n<p>Ellos miraban.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El s\u00e1bado de 2008 fuimos al XVII Campeonato DETENI de tenis. Nos regalaron unos pases en el Stop the Dad\u2019s Opera. Unos pases arrugados. N\u00e9, da igual\u2026 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1HOSTIA!!! Mirad mi DNI. Me rasco las esquinas de la barba con mi DNI. O, en serio\u2026 Meses antes hab\u00edamos intentado conseguir entradas para el campeonato esquilando ovejas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6777,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4849"}],"version-history":[{"count":80,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6916,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849\/revisions\/6916"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}