{"id":4862,"date":"2022-02-12T16:35:08","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4862"},"modified":"2023-03-30T19:31:44","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T19:31:44","slug":"de-andorra-y-de-marfil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/de-andorra-y-de-marfil\/","title":{"rendered":"DE ANDORRA Y DE MARFIL"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4862\" class=\"elementor elementor-4862\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-27e5dd29 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"27e5dd29\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-42c9c25f\" data-id=\"42c9c25f\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-774bb13b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"774bb13b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Saturday. Me levant\u00e9 pensando en ti.<\/p>\n<p>En M\u00fanich, estamos en. S\u00ed, claro, estamos en la f\u00e1brica de pianos peque\u00f1os El Trit\u00f3. Una de las cadenitas de montaje m\u00e1s robotizadas, con ni\u00f1os met\u00e1licos, soldadores y elefantes de trencad\u00eds que ruedan cuesta abajo hasta reventar tu casa. Por all\u00ed va (aparta) otro.<\/p>\n<p>Estos pianos, \u00a1buf!, no tienen ni teclas. Atiende a su dise\u00f1o: son murales gigantes con las palabras ANDORRA Y MARFIL, todo junto y en color de galaxia. Hay margen de mejora. Querr\u00eda que los carteles estuviesen forrados con la piel de dinosaurios de verdad. Invertir\u00e9 la vida en gen\u00e9tica tan s\u00f3lo para sacarles la blusa. Tengo presupuesto y mi familia me apoya.<\/p>\n<p>Tambi\u00e9n trabajo para que todas las letras de los murales tengan la forma de la A. Ya encontrar\u00e9 la manera de diferenciarlas. NO PUEDE SER TAN DIF\u00cdCIL.<\/p>\n<p>Dejadme decir que los laditos de estos pianos son placas, son. Son\u2026 una especie de\u2026 PERD\u00d3N, MI HIJA, PERO HIJO QUE NO PARA, COMO DEC\u00cdA: son unas placas de aluminio.<\/p>\n<p>Al final mirad QU\u00c9 PASA ALL\u00cd: el viejo L\u2019avi. Corre loco hacia los pianos, armado con un martillo oxidado POR EL TALLER QUE ESTABA SUCIO sus babas. Dobla un piano de modo que queda atrapado en medio del bocadillo, clavos curvados, pedazos de u\u00f1a, est\u00e1 escondido, nadie lo ve.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00abTodos somos falangistas\u00bb<\/em>, se despide.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday. Me levant\u00e9 pensando en ti. En M\u00fanich, estamos en. S\u00ed, claro, estamos en la f\u00e1brica de pianos peque\u00f1os El Trit\u00f3. Una de las cadenitas de montaje m\u00e1s robotizadas, con ni\u00f1os met\u00e1licos, soldadores y elefantes de trencad\u00eds que ruedan cuesta abajo hasta reventar tu casa. Por all\u00ed va (aparta) otro. Estos pianos, \u00a1buf!, no tienen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4616,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4862"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9842,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4862\/revisions\/9842"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}