{"id":4878,"date":"2022-02-12T16:27:31","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4878"},"modified":"2023-04-19T17:00:17","modified_gmt":"2023-04-19T17:00:17","slug":"tenemos-pared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/tenemos-pared\/","title":{"rendered":"TENEMOS PARED"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4878\" class=\"elementor elementor-4878\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-3b22dc1a elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"3b22dc1a\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-6a7e8dfb\" data-id=\"6a7e8dfb\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-72765e54 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"72765e54\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Ellos y \u00c9l est\u00e1n siempre borrachos, SE BEBEN FAMILIAS ENTERAS CADA. Hemos levantado la manta de un asesinato.<\/p>\n<p>Quiero que me entiendas: los asesinos Ellos y \u00c9l se la juegan cada noche en el Supermadrid, un apartamento vac\u00edo desde los pies hasta el besito. Una maqueta del infierno a vista de burro.<\/p>\n<p><em>Tu Casita del \u00c1rbol<\/em>, esa escupidera del Far West m\u00e1s grande que mi mano, su tapadera, es el instituto donde aprenden a hacer zetas con un c\u00fater. Raspan las paredes con navajas de las Guerras Family, de modo que hacen saltar pinturas con el pu\u00f1o. Nunca han matado a nadie.<\/p>\n<p>Recientemente se les ha ocurrido construir paredes de globos rellenos de bayas, con ar\u00e1ndanos dentro (emplean bolsos y capuchas muy caros con ar\u00e1n-CON ARRIAGA DENTRO). Quieren verter litros de cuchilladas sobre fruta acogida entre ladrillos de l\u00e1tex. NUNCA HAN MATADO A NADIE.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Amiga, de esta forma los cortes sangran! Cuanto m\u00e1s realismo, m\u00e1s medicina: acaban por llamar al hospital, arrepentidos.<\/p>\n<p>\u00abTE-TENEMOS PARED\u2026 S\u00c9, OTRA VEZ NOSOTROS\u2026 PERD\u00d3N, S\u00cd, YA CUELGO IMB\u00c9CILES\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ellos y \u00c9l est\u00e1n siempre borrachos, SE BEBEN FAMILIAS ENTERAS CADA. Hemos levantado la manta de un asesinato. Quiero que me entiendas: los asesinos Ellos y \u00c9l se la juegan cada noche en el Supermadrid, un apartamento vac\u00edo desde los pies hasta el besito. Una maqueta del infierno a vista de burro. Tu Casita del [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4878"}],"version-history":[{"count":168,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10325,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4878\/revisions\/10325"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}