{"id":4895,"date":"2022-02-12T16:06:57","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4895"},"modified":"2023-03-10T14:06:50","modified_gmt":"2023-03-10T14:06:50","slug":"el-ultimo-en-guardar-la-vela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/el-ultimo-en-guardar-la-vela\/","title":{"rendered":"EL \u00daLTIMO EN GUARDAR LA VELA"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4895\" class=\"elementor elementor-4895\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-43b68587 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"43b68587\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-3256206d\" data-id=\"3256206d\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-310fc64f elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"310fc64f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>\u00bfC\u00d3MO SE HACE LA NIEVE? MONOS QUE LA HACEN.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Una baba de confeti ya vive en nuestros tejados! Empieza la carrera en la ciudad que a ti te gusta. La celebran cada a\u00f1o, pero si no quieres, no. Cursa LA PREP\u00c1RATE CONMIGO, BCN.<\/p>\n<p>Hay muchos concursantes. \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1SE JUNTAN!!!, \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1SE JUNTAN!!!&#8230; en un aula de la facultad TROMPETA DE MEDICINA, cada uno en un pupitre que da igual. Todos llevan libros y alguna revi-sobre todo libros para no aburrirse. CON VAPOR YA NO SE HACE, CUENTOS PARA FRENAR POCA LLUVIA; se los traen de casa.<\/p>\n<p>Por una ventana (abierta) se ve la meta en lo alto DE UNA MONTA\u00d1A TENSADA POR DOS BUEYES. Bajo la cornisa se re\u00fanen varias personas. Todas tienen la vida por delante.<\/p>\n<p>Los atletas leen como lobos. Uno se desmaya. Ha estado comiendo unas <em>Uncle&#8217;s Letras<\/em>, CLARO. Se levanta y vuelve a leer. <em>Si de noche es m\u00e1s oscuro<\/em>, sacan unas velas. 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