{"id":4901,"date":"2022-02-12T16:06:21","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4901"},"modified":"2023-03-30T19:36:25","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T19:36:25","slug":"estamos-ilusionados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/estamos-ilusionados\/","title":{"rendered":"ESTAMOS ILUSIONADOS"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4901\" class=\"elementor elementor-4901\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-5f20fdd5 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"5f20fdd5\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-29e220c6\" data-id=\"29e220c6\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2b826cb4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2b826cb4\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>El proyecto El Grupo y Otras Cosas ser\u00e1n seis chicas con ropa de tenis, bambas. Hemos trabajado para que las bambas sean una parte m\u00e1s de su cuerpo. Confiamos en que sean el \u00f3rgano que tocar\u00e1 (dardos) que nos trasplanten el martes.<\/p>\n<p>Hasta aqu\u00ed toda su relaci\u00f3n con el tenis. Si notan que sospechas que son fruto de laboratorio, las unas a las otras se colgar\u00e1n unas medallas, de queso o de cualquier otra comida que tengan a mano. \u00abHoy le has dado antes, \u00bfeh? A ver si yo tambi\u00e9n le doy antes\u00bb; comentar\u00e1n la jugada disimulando, saliendo en orden por la ventan. Desconozco en cu\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>Estaba atado al palo, yo. Al palo m\u00e1s largo; palmeras, creo. Doscientos japoneses me apuntaban a alg\u00fan lugar del ojo con sus besos. Me fij\u00e9 en el que se tamborileaba la barriga con ritmos, pude robarle la pistola y empec\u00e9 a repart-\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1O-HOSTIA, VALE, AH, LO DEL GRUPO!!!<\/p>\n<p>El grupo, estamos ilusionados con ellas: SON HOMBRES NUEVOS, M\u00c1S LISTOS, DISPUESTOS A CONQUISTAR LA TIERRA (TAMBI\u00c9N CON ZUMO DE FLOR, TE ESCUCHAMOS). HOMBRES QUE SE CAIGAN EN UN SITIO Y SE LEVANTEN EN OTRO.<\/p>\n<p>De momento comen migas de pan.<\/p>\n<p>Toma este pu\u00f1ado, s\u00ed. \u00a1Tanto da!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El proyecto El Grupo y Otras Cosas ser\u00e1n seis chicas con ropa de tenis, bambas. Hemos trabajado para que las bambas sean una parte m\u00e1s de su cuerpo. Confiamos en que sean el \u00f3rgano que tocar\u00e1 (dardos) que nos trasplanten el martes. Hasta aqu\u00ed toda su relaci\u00f3n con el tenis. 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