{"id":4906,"date":"2022-02-12T16:05:09","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4906"},"modified":"2022-11-05T23:39:14","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T23:39:14","slug":"esa-nube%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/esa-nube%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"ESA NUBE"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4906\" class=\"elementor elementor-4906\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-3e8cb3b6 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"3e8cb3b6\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-4295db52\" data-id=\"4295db52\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4914fbb2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4914fbb2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Estoy en la lata o el s\u00f3tano de los British &amp; \u00bfBritish? Apartamentos. Han venido todos: Socio Hasta Hoy y A\u00f1os Veinte.<\/p>\n<p>Diez, tres maricas con una baraja de p\u00f3quer para intentar recuperar las truchas que les rasqu\u00e9 a punta de pirra en la esquina del Hotel Comed Verdura. Comed verdura. Ha llegado la hora de dejarles la cara como la boda de mi hija.<\/p>\n<p>Socio Hasta Hoy, f\u00edsicamente igual que un coraz\u00f3n pintado, sabe c\u00f3mo hac\u00e9rnoslo PASAR SUSANA. Se mete una pistola por debajo de sus Levi\u2019s Grand Chef y dispara a trav\u00e9s de la tela contra la bombilla. Se pone a dormir con una camiseta que dice MAYBE I\u2019M DREAMING OF YOU. Otro d\u00eda que pasa para Socio.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00f1os Veinte, la rubia de 1997, pone la mano sobre la mesa y la tritura con una navaja del ej\u00e9rcit-de Danone. Debajo de esa cajita de tendones, grabado en la mesa, ha quedado un dibujo: les boles de drac. \u00c9sta es su jugada maestra, muchos recogen sus cartas y se despiden BUENO YO ME MUJER EST\u00c1N EN CASA, ADI\u00d3S LA CHAQUETA TU PUTA MANO SU\u00c9LTALA.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Pero tranquila! Tr-tranquila-mira-mis-cartas-mira-mis-lentejas-mira-mis-s\u00ed, son lentejas. Puerta volando. La sombra del inspector en el vano:<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1NOVENTA PERROS!!! Esta canci\u00f3n que ten\u00e9is de fondo me pone los pelos de punta. \u00a1Ahora escuchadme, los del p\u00f3quer ilegal! Chupar\u00e9is c\u00e1rcel por\u2026 por esta canci\u00f3n\u2026 Me arrebata, no puedo evitarlo\u2026 Tantos recuerdos\u2026\u00a0<em>Noventa Perros<\/em>\u00a0\u2014sonr\u00ede\u2014,\u00a0<em>siempre los cuento pensando en ti, Noventa Perlas\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Esa nube:<\/em><br \/><em>Dime que s\u00ed\u2026<\/em><br \/><em>Noventa perros\u2026\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Estoy en la lata o el s\u00f3tano de los British &amp; \u00bfBritish? Apartamentos. Han venido todos: Socio Hasta Hoy y A\u00f1os Veinte. Diez, tres maricas con una baraja de p\u00f3quer para intentar recuperar las truchas que les rasqu\u00e9 a punta de pirra en la esquina del Hotel Comed Verdura. Comed verdura. 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