{"id":4911,"date":"2022-02-12T16:04:20","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T16:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4911"},"modified":"2023-03-30T19:29:18","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T19:29:18","slug":"sombrero-doblado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/sombrero-doblado\/","title":{"rendered":"SOMBRERO DOBLADO"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4911\" class=\"elementor elementor-4911\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-a50ec28 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"a50ec28\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-6abb3c3a\" data-id=\"6abb3c3a\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-730b7ae6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"730b7ae6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>\u00a1\u00a1Pasad, pasad!! Payasos, qu\u00e9 bien que est\u00e9is todos. \u00bfQu\u00e9 tal? No, a ti no te lo digo; \u00bfqu\u00e9 tal?, no, a ti no te lo digo. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 bien, Sombrero Doblado, \u00bfMe Lo Pasas?, has venido! No lo esperaba. \u00bfY esas chicas? Bravo, bra-ah, que son tu alma, perdona, no quer\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>\u00daltimamente, he estado pero a navaja con mi hucha. Pude arreglarlo cuando me llamaron aquellos padres: \u00abTenemos una \u00f3pera que silbar: Nabucco, la vida de Narc\u00eds Gato. Ser\u00e1s (y no digas \u00abEnti\u00e9ndanme, tengo que follar\u00bb), ser\u00e1s el Kang\u00fa de nuestro TECHNO QUE FOLLAR\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Su merienda, un bollycao. Sacamos los cromos DE DENTRO DEL BOLED. \u00bfSab\u00e9is? Del agujero dulce, digo. Miradlos JO-DER CON LA NOCILLA, TODA LA MANO LLENA MIER.<br \/><br \/>Los cromos eran novelas, as\u00ed que le le\u00ed:<br \/><br \/>\u00abESTAMOS EN EL B\u00d3. Tenemos a los cerdos. Y AL LOPO. Estamos en el bosque, venga. Y los cerdos siguen. Uno peque\u00f1o y otro divertido. Otro marinero. Estos cerdos eran muy bueno haciendo lo que hac\u00edan. Muy buenos.<br \/><br \/>ELS TRES PORQUETS\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Sombrero Doblado y alma de Sombrero Doblado, creedme si os digo que con la cantimplora llena he podido dedicarme a terminar mis artefactos. Por aqu\u00ed, querr\u00eda ense\u00f1aros algo. Un poco m\u00e1s fino, no tanto.<\/p>\n<p>Tras esta cortina est\u00e1 mi ej\u00e9rcito de postales: vigilad. Son peligrosas, ya sab\u00e9is, la que llora, quiero decir, no las provoqu\u00e9is\u2026 Amsterdam a kiss ya asoma la botella rota\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Y esta atracci\u00f3n de Port Aventura (al apartar otra cortina, se observa una l\u00e1mpara, cubierta de brea y plumas, que se balancea levemente) me la he inventado yo. Todo lo que tengo lo invento. Estos zapatos m\u00edralos.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1\u00a1Pasad, pasad!! Payasos, qu\u00e9 bien que est\u00e9is todos. \u00bfQu\u00e9 tal? No, a ti no te lo digo; \u00bfqu\u00e9 tal?, no, a ti no te lo digo. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 bien, Sombrero Doblado, \u00bfMe Lo Pasas?, has venido! No lo esperaba. \u00bfY esas chicas? Bravo, bra-ah, que son tu alma, perdona, no quer\u00eda. \u00daltimamente, he estado pero a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4627,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4911"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9839,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4911\/revisions\/9839"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}