{"id":4916,"date":"2022-03-13T20:05:06","date_gmt":"2022-03-13T20:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4916"},"modified":"2022-11-20T10:35:12","modified_gmt":"2022-11-20T10:35:12","slug":"centremonos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/03\/centremonos\/","title":{"rendered":"CENTR\u00c9MONOS"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4916\" class=\"elementor elementor-4916\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-988eed9 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"988eed9\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-f779878\" data-id=\"f779878\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-10093af elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"10093af\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Ma\u00f1ana le contar\u00e9 a mi madre todas las veces que he flotado.<\/p><p>De esto estaba dispuesto a hablar en esta ocasi\u00f3n. De ESTO. De esta canallada.<\/p><p>BU\u00c9, hag\u00e1moslo m\u00e1s bonito. En la piscina se ven unas mierdas que\u2026 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1JODER!!! \u00a1He dicho la fulana de veces que no me montes el columpio del \u00e1rbol! Eso del PNEUM\u00c1TICO QUE PENJA es la tarjeta de presentaci\u00f3n del mono.<\/p><p>Bien, los tipos de gorros de silicone me vuelven loco. La m\u00e1gica Speedo, capaz de transmitir todas las enfermedades. El fraude m\u00e1s grande de los Spidos es ESA MENA de tumore que crec\u00eda a las ni\u00f1as. A LES PETITES. \u00a1Era pelo, joder! \u00a1Eran sus propias trenzas! \u00a1El trenzamen!<\/p><p>Y ahora, el centro. Centr\u00e9monos: ayer qued\u00e9 con mi padre para tener ideas gamberras. El muy s\u00e9nior lleva meses llenando globos de agua con mucha vitamina C. Tiene diez o doce, y se los mira.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma\u00f1ana le contar\u00e9 a mi madre todas las veces que he flotado. De esto estaba dispuesto a hablar en esta ocasi\u00f3n. De ESTO. De esta canallada. BU\u00c9, hag\u00e1moslo m\u00e1s bonito. En la piscina se ven unas mierdas que\u2026 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1JODER!!! \u00a1He dicho la fulana de veces que no me montes el columpio del \u00e1rbol! 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