{"id":4926,"date":"2022-02-12T15:45:27","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T15:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4926"},"modified":"2023-06-20T10:44:47","modified_gmt":"2023-06-20T10:44:47","slug":"dejalo-en-serio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/dejalo-en-serio\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00c9JALO, EN SERIO"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4926\" class=\"elementor elementor-4926\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-ff20669 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"ff20669\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-12060d92\" data-id=\"12060d92\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-19d29e88 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"19d29e88\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Pues \u00e9l era su propio Dr\u00e1cula.<\/p>\n<p>Gilipollas a la derecha, la boca hacia abajo, d\u00e9jalo caer uno, dos, un poquito, va\u2026 Bien. La madera, qu\u00e9mala. Aqu\u00ed la tenemos: ROMA. LA HEMOS CONSTRUIDO.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1\u00a1Venid esos abrazos!! Eh, eh, eh, t\u00fa no has hecho nada, bah, adelante con esos abrazos, pero ten cuidado, los tengo contados.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfOs acord\u00e1is de cuando empezamos? Dos ni\u00f1os y un sue\u00f1o, y un ni\u00f1o. Tres en total, el de noventa no cuenta. Vendimos nuestra ropa a cambio de los helados de nuestra ropa. De nata y coquito, s\u00e9, ten\u00edan la forma exacta, ten\u00edan la forma\u2026 A las tres, ni un minuto m\u00e1s, se derritieron.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 te gusta m\u00e1s? \u00bfEl Coliseo? Ya, lo hicimos viendo\u2026 \u00bfSabes los DVD de MOLT CONTENT, el grupo de ni\u00f1as? Cuanto m\u00e1s nos pon\u00edamos esos conciertos, m\u00e1s piedras se iban colocando. Bailamos tanto esas coreograf\u00edas que se levantaron DOS COLISEOS. \u00bfQue qu\u00e9 pas\u00f3 con el otro? No, d\u00e9jalo, en serio, no te va a gustar. EL OTRO ERES T\u00da.<\/p>\n<p>Hombre, lev\u00e1ntate, no pasa nada\u2026 \u00abAhora lo entiendo todo\u2026 Las hileras de arcos en mi nuca, esas gradas con se\u00f1ores aplaudiendo\u2026\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Es duro; y, uy, aquella ni\u00f1a en la grada sur, la conozco. Vamos a invitarla a un crocante. Tan guapa\u2026 Qu\u00e9 d\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Dicen que todos tenemos un Dr\u00e1cula.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pues \u00e9l era su propio Dr\u00e1cula. Gilipollas a la derecha, la boca hacia abajo, d\u00e9jalo caer uno, dos, un poquito, va\u2026 Bien. La madera, qu\u00e9mala. Aqu\u00ed la tenemos: ROMA. LA HEMOS CONSTRUIDO. \u00a1\u00a1Venid esos abrazos!! Eh, eh, eh, t\u00fa no has hecho nada, bah, adelante con esos abrazos, pero ten cuidado, los tengo contados. \u00bfOs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5900,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4926"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10716,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4926\/revisions\/10716"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}