{"id":4932,"date":"2022-02-12T15:40:58","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T15:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4932"},"modified":"2022-11-05T23:49:18","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T23:49:18","slug":"como-una-gota-de-fanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/como-una-gota-de-fanta\/","title":{"rendered":"COMO UNA GOTA DE FANTA"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4932\" class=\"elementor elementor-4932\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-618d82ba elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"618d82ba\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-38fe650\" data-id=\"38fe650\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-44041459 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"44041459\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Sesenta y tres. Piensa un color, yo pienso otro. Ahora en serio: me gustas.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfRecuerdas esa cena en el Lulu\u2019s Lunar Fish? \u00a1PERO MIERDA, MIRAD! \u00a1Tenemos todo un taller bajando como una gota de Fanta! \u00a1\u00a1M\u00cdRALO, M\u00cdRALO, CON ARN\u00c9S Y TODO!! \u00a1\u00a1CUIDADO, EEEEH, UUUUUUUFF, YA CAE!! Casi me peta la boca el muy GUILLA.<\/p>\n<p>Taller \u00abEt Volem Vestir de N\u00favia\u00bb (te cases o no), nuestro Apolo 13 de la moda.<\/p>\n<p>Pasa, pasa, princesa\u2026 Oh, no, nada de princesa, \u00bfen qu\u00e9 estar\u00eda pensando? Adelante, hoy es vuestro d\u00eda. Encar\u00e1mate a la barandilla \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1y baja, baja, baja a toda-o-hostia!!! \u00bfLo ves? Ya est\u00e1s vestida, no, no funciona nunca\u2026 \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Va, d\u00edmelo\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vamos a ver, inclina as\u00ed el torso, ahora-a \u00a1nos han robado el velo! Este velo que llevo puesto, vale, vale, sin la gorra no me inspiro; perd\u00f3n, eh, siempre tan finos.<\/p>\n<p>Que s\u00ed, que vaya vestido, pero para culminar el atuendo, \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1PARA CULMINAR EL ATUENDO!!!, ya sabes, tienes que toma este ch\u00e1ndal: tienes que ganarme a h\u00e1ndbol.<\/p>\n<p>Enseguida empezar\u00e1 el partido. \u00bfVes todos esos tigres? Tenemos que bailar mejor que ellos. He estado afilando sus colmillos por la ma\u00f1ana. Los jueces que dictaminar\u00e1n qui\u00e9n ganar\u00e1 el partido son \u00e9sos de ah\u00ed, otros tigres.<\/p>\n<p>No pasa nada, van con nosotros. He estado hablando con ellos y \u00a1NO!\u00a1LA NOVIA NO! SI QUIERES LL\u00c9VATE A LA NOVIA muy r\u00e1pido, \u00a1m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido!<\/p>\n<p>Ya la tienes.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sesenta y tres. Piensa un color, yo pienso otro. Ahora en serio: me gustas. \u00bfRecuerdas esa cena en el Lulu\u2019s Lunar Fish? \u00a1PERO MIERDA, MIRAD! \u00a1Tenemos todo un taller bajando como una gota de Fanta! \u00a1\u00a1M\u00cdRALO, M\u00cdRALO, CON ARN\u00c9S Y TODO!! \u00a1\u00a1CUIDADO, EEEEH, UUUUUUUFF, YA CAE!! Casi me peta la boca el muy GUILLA. Taller [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4661,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4932"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8131,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932\/revisions\/8131"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}