{"id":4948,"date":"2022-01-01T23:49:38","date_gmt":"2022-01-01T23:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4948"},"modified":"2022-11-05T23:57:41","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T23:57:41","slug":"el-gato-del-pan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/01\/el-gato-del-pan\/","title":{"rendered":"EL GATO DEL PAN"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4948\" class=\"elementor elementor-4948\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-78d29d0d elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"78d29d0d\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-22dfe9c5\" data-id=\"22dfe9c5\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4e1a01ab elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4e1a01ab\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p>Coser algo concreto a lo largo de toda tu vida como\u2026 \u00a1NO, no coser TODA TU VIDA, hombre! S\u00f3lo algo concreto\u2026 Coser bien fuerte aquella partida del Risk, \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1PERO DURANTE TODA TU PUTA VIDA, CLARO!!!! Eh, toda esta casa est\u00e1 llena de at\u00fan.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 te crees, que este imperio lo he levantado manualmente, lomo de at\u00fan sobre lomo de at\u00fan? S\u00ed, bueno, es verdad que estas latas se llenan a la velocidad del verano, pero\u2026<\/p>\n<p>En realidad, todo este at\u00fan que resbala por la pared (toda esa lava) se genera espont\u00e1neamente (deja de tirarlo, por favor). Mi familia y yo llevamos d\u00e9cadas recogi\u00e9ndolo en palanganas, suaves orinales, y lo almacenamos para vender en grandes timbas. \u00daltimamente, paso bastantes noches durmiendo de morritos. Pienso en cu\u00e1nta fortuna amasar\u00e9 con el at\u00fan. UY, a ver esta carta, \u00e1brela: cero euros. Quiz\u00e1s, si pongo de logo\u2026 No s\u00e9, El Gato del Pan\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Quiz\u00e1 entonces\u2026<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coser algo concreto a lo largo de toda tu vida como\u2026 \u00a1NO, no coser TODA TU VIDA, hombre! S\u00f3lo algo concreto\u2026 Coser bien fuerte aquella partida del Risk, \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1PERO DURANTE TODA TU PUTA VIDA, CLARO!!!! Eh, toda esta casa est\u00e1 llena de at\u00fan. \u00bfQu\u00e9 te crees, que este imperio lo he levantado manualmente, lomo de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4650,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4948"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8171,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948\/revisions\/8171"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}