{"id":4958,"date":"2022-03-13T20:07:48","date_gmt":"2022-03-13T20:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4958"},"modified":"2022-11-05T01:02:35","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T01:02:35","slug":"unas-novaslas%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/03\/unas-novaslas%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"UNAS NOVASLAS"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4958\" class=\"elementor elementor-4958\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-f90a458 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"f90a458\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1f05c99\" data-id=\"1f05c99\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-99036cf elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"99036cf\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Min\u00fasculas, delicado; \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1MAY\u00daSCULAS, LOCO!!!<\/p><p>El d\u00eda que consegu\u00ed bajar de la esv\u00e1stica de queso donde me hab\u00edan crucificado los intr\u00e9pidos jud\u00edos, no vacil\u00e9 ni un minuto en emprender el tan esperado viaje al centro de la Tierra.<\/p><p>El gu\u00eda llevaba el mapa tatuado en el h\u00edgado, de modo que me obligaba a abrirle un poco la panxa con un boli Pilot para ver por d\u00f3nde ten\u00edamos que seguir.<\/p><p>En el centro de la Tierra hab\u00eda MARC, un chaval bastante t\u00edmido que, titubeando, insisti\u00f3 en que me quedara unos papeluchos. Me hizo entender \u2014y lo entend\u00ed\u2014 que recibir \u00abENTRADAS\u00bb de manos del rat\u00f3n del Cola-Cao no es muy hostia lo normal. Entradas, adem\u00e1s, para pasear a un perro.<\/p><p>Al volver, tuve que meterlas en una petita llar de foc que mi padre \u00a1\u00a1LA PUTA!! AHORA SOLO SON HUMO Y PASTAS\u2026 Pastas de reposter\u00eda fina, claro. Las miro y veo Brioixes Brillo. ME DIJO que serv\u00edan igual\u2026<\/p><p>PASEAR A UN PERRO es la fiesta donde la gente va vestida de persona que est\u00e1 viendo una jirafa en el zoo. No hay m\u00fasica. En su lugar, los invitados se explican mentiras sobre c\u00f3mo volver a casa. Todos llevan una correa en la mano y solo alguna tiene rata al final.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Min\u00fasculas, delicado; \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1MAY\u00daSCULAS, LOCO!!! El d\u00eda que consegu\u00ed bajar de la esv\u00e1stica de queso donde me hab\u00edan crucificado los intr\u00e9pidos jud\u00edos, no vacil\u00e9 ni un minuto en emprender el tan esperado viaje al centro de la Tierra. El gu\u00eda llevaba el mapa tatuado en el h\u00edgado, de modo que me obligaba a abrirle un poco [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5749,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4958"}],"version-history":[{"count":65,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7994,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958\/revisions\/7994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}