{"id":4964,"date":"2022-02-16T23:47:42","date_gmt":"2022-02-16T23:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4964"},"modified":"2022-06-21T14:52:48","modified_gmt":"2022-06-21T14:52:48","slug":"mayo-convexo%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/mayo-convexo%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"MAYO CONVEXO"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Considero que no tenemos por qu\u00e9 estar contentos ante la idea de un mundo solidario. A veces s\u00f3lo nos queda agarrarnos al RITMO. Hay que tener ritmo, chavales.<\/span><\/p>\n

A pesar de ello, no hay que dejarse enga\u00f1ar por los monos. \u00c9stos, viejos conocedores de todo truco, nos hipnotizan con un gentil movimiento de caderas, haci\u00e9ndonos creer que Goebbels era tan s\u00f3lo un stripper de El Vendrell.<\/p>\n

A ver, a ver, a ver… C\u00f3mo co\u00f1o digo esto: MANOS DE PINOCHO.<\/p>\n

Otro rev\u00e9s para los entusiastas del ritmo: por mucho que deis quiebra a vuestro coxis a base de LAMBADE y ejercicios espirituales, jam\u00e1s ser\u00e9is tan elastic como el muelle multicolore que bajaba escaleras en el 95. El muelle de policloruro llamado por muchos ONDAMAN\u00cdA y por unos pocos LE FILS DU DIABLE.<\/p>\n

Al fin y al cabo, el ritmo no tiene por qu\u00e9 ser bueno. Y el fascismo no tiene por qu\u00e9 ser malo. Violar los derechos humanos es bonito cuando se hace con SE\u00d1OR\u00cdO.<\/p>\n

Sin embargo, contra todo, yo apuesto por la idea. Para apoyar mi arenga inicial he escrito algunos musicales, que se titulan:<\/p>\n

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  • HERMANOS POR ARRIBA<\/em><\/li>\n
  • TERCIOPELO EN TIERRA SANTA<\/em><\/li>\n
  • MAYO CONVEXO<\/em><\/li>\n
  • LOS MESTIZOS VITAMINA<\/li>\n
  • CRIADOS ENTRE T\u00cdTERES<\/em><\/li>\n
  • ASFALTAR EL DESAYUNO<\/li>\n
  • SU MUJER DE COCA-COLA<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    Voy sobre seguro. Todos empiezan y acaban as\u00ed: \u00abLa Iglesia del siglo XXI tendr\u00e1 como abanderado indiscutible un Dino. Lo jur\u00e1sico como etiqueta ser\u00e1 la nueva putada del gordo\u00bb.<\/p>\n

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    Considero que no tenemos por qu\u00e9 estar contentos ante la idea de un mundo solidario. A veces s\u00f3lo nos queda agarrarnos al RITMO. Hay que tener ritmo, chavales. A pesar de ello, no hay que dejarse enga\u00f1ar por los monos. \u00c9stos, viejos conocedores de todo truco, nos hipnotizan con un gentil movimiento de caderas, haci\u00e9ndonos […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4646,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4964"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6053,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4964\/revisions\/6053"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}