{"id":4975,"date":"2022-03-22T22:55:46","date_gmt":"2022-03-22T22:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4975"},"modified":"2022-11-06T00:02:51","modified_gmt":"2022-11-06T00:02:51","slug":"paleofiesta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/03\/paleofiesta\/","title":{"rendered":"PALEOFIESTA"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4975\" class=\"elementor elementor-4975\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-9769d34 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"9769d34\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-94f716e\" data-id=\"94f716e\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-81c05d0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"81c05d0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Mientras esperaba al doctor, me puse a leer una revista cient\u00edfica, la SCIENTIA ET PIULAS, de la que aprend\u00ed c\u00f3mo hacer el vac\u00edo.<\/p><p>Al volver a casa, pill\u00e9 la caja de ATO m\u00e1s bastarda, le xucl\u00e9 todo el aire con una palleta, me met\u00ed dentro \u2014sacudidas laterales\u2014 para asustar a mi madre, a lo JACK, y palm\u00e9. Me despert\u00e9 en el PALEOFESTIVAL.<\/p><p>Al salir con la cara del Gato F\u00e9lix taladrada en mi rostro, me encontr\u00e9 EL SE\u00d1OR PERCAL. No me sobraba el tiempo, as\u00ed que mont\u00e9 la tienda a toda puta. En el paleofiesta no me vi impelido a pisar ninguna tarta hecha de tubos de escape untados con melaza solo porque mi tienda tuviera forma de co\u00f1o \u2014\u00abYa sabes qu\u00e9 te toca\u00bb\u2014. All\u00ed SE ACEPTA.<\/p><p>Enamorado, mir\u00e9 hacia el escenario para tirar besos a lo que parec\u00eda un chimpa con una flauta. Era el Bonus de U2. Consegu\u00ed hablar con \u00e9l sobre la salud de su madre.<\/p><p>Me dijo que estaba\u2026 bien.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mientras esperaba al doctor, me puse a leer una revista cient\u00edfica, la SCIENTIA ET PIULAS, de la que aprend\u00ed c\u00f3mo hacer el vac\u00edo. Al volver a casa, pill\u00e9 la caja de ATO m\u00e1s bastarda, le xucl\u00e9 todo el aire con una palleta, me met\u00ed dentro \u2014sacudidas laterales\u2014 para asustar a mi madre, a lo JACK, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4641,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4975"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8183,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4975\/revisions\/8183"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}