{"id":4985,"date":"2022-02-17T23:12:58","date_gmt":"2022-02-17T23:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=4985"},"modified":"2022-11-20T10:34:35","modified_gmt":"2022-11-20T10:34:35","slug":"estrenar-el-termometro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/02\/estrenar-el-termometro\/","title":{"rendered":"ESTRENAR EL TERM\u00d3METRO"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"4985\" class=\"elementor elementor-4985\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-598a242 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"598a242\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-f437b3c\" data-id=\"f437b3c\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-24f5411 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"24f5411\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Scucha, Monkey, se acab\u00f3 el juego de chocar titas con esas figuras hechas de nieve de los diez \u00eddolos del p\u00f3quer que tienen mejores detalles con sus hijos. ME HE PUESTO ENFERMO.<\/p><p>Tendr\u00e9 que estrenar el term\u00f3metro del siglo MAX que me regalaron en el d\u00eda de primera y segunda parte del abecedario: A. Cuidado, \u00e1brelo.<\/p><p>Por lo que he le\u00eddo en la caja DE OTRA COSA, en el interior del term\u00f3metro hay un pa\u00eds de c\u00f3mo se llamaban. Erizos emprendedores que empiezan a montar cualquier clase de business en cuanto el mercurio empieza el baile.<\/p><p>Si las empresas de estos \u2018rizzos despiadados tienen \u00e9xito, el term\u00f3metro indica FIEBRE.<\/p><p>Wickah King!! La m\u00e1s famosa. Con una app puedes localizar a comunistas de menos de 1,60 de altura, o bien para encerrarlos en peque\u00f1as cajas de mimbre, o bien para tatuarles las palabras \u201coh yeah, man\u201d en la planta de los pies.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scucha, Monkey, se acab\u00f3 el juego de chocar titas con esas figuras hechas de nieve de los diez \u00eddolos del p\u00f3quer que tienen mejores detalles con sus hijos. ME HE PUESTO ENFERMO. Tendr\u00e9 que estrenar el term\u00f3metro del siglo MAX que me regalaron en el d\u00eda de primera y segunda parte del abecedario: A. Cuidado, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4654,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4985"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9022,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985\/revisions\/9022"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}