{"id":6934,"date":"2022-08-01T14:01:39","date_gmt":"2022-08-01T14:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=6934"},"modified":"2022-08-31T15:39:36","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T15:39:36","slug":"cederas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/08\/cederas\/","title":{"rendered":"TE QUIEREN CUCHARA"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"6934\" class=\"elementor elementor-6934\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-6252551 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"6252551\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-379073f\" data-id=\"379073f\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ef67e17 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ef67e17\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Deber\u00edamos estar m\u00e1s atentos: deber\u00edamos darnos cuenta de qui\u00e9n sombrero (y deber\u00edamos darnos cuenta de arena).<\/p><p>TE QUIEREN CUCHARA.<\/p><p>Quieren que te estires por un extremo y te ensanches por <em>otro<\/em> para sumergir a continuaci\u00f3n la parte ancha \u2014generalmente, cabeza y tronco\u2014 en un caldo. Y todo ello, para recoger menos sopa de la que te han prometido.<\/p><p>Te quieren de frontal c\u00f3ncavo y sumergido. Pi\u00e9nsalo.<\/p><p>Te quieren repiquetear contra un vaso para, ya de pie, iniciar un parlamento. Dejar\u00e1n caer a plomo la mitad superior del cuerpo contra la mesa \u2014chirrido de goma tensa\u2014 y rebotar\u00e1n hacia el techo, desde donde, levitando por el helio que los colma, recitar\u00e1n con voz casi inaudible: \u00abDiecis\u00e9is microvelas, no veo NADA, pero las enciendo. Diecis\u00e9is microvelas, no veo NADA, pero yo ya me entiendo\u00bb.\u00a0<\/p><p>No te das cuenta de que pronto te querr\u00e1n vajilla, repartido en m\u00faltiples platos. La boca, en una ponchera; las orejas, ya sabes d\u00f3nde. En todo caso, a nosotros no nos hagas mucho caso: SOMOS S\u00c9MOLA (100 gramos, a lo sumo: nos coger\u00edas de sobra&#8230;).<\/p><p>Est\u00e1n empecinados en cucharearte y saben c\u00f3mo convencerte para que lo hagas t\u00fa mismo: se ponen hojas de lechuga sobre las extremidades y las alisan. Mira c\u00f3mo las aplanan. SON IMPLACABLES.<\/p><p>Te quieren cuchara. \u00bfCeder\u00e1s?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deber\u00edamos estar m\u00e1s atentos: deber\u00edamos darnos cuenta de qui\u00e9n sombrero (y deber\u00edamos darnos cuenta de arena). TE QUIEREN CUCHARA. Quieren que te estires por un extremo y te ensanches por otro para sumergir a continuaci\u00f3n la parte ancha \u2014generalmente, cabeza y tronco\u2014 en un caldo. Y todo ello, para recoger menos sopa de la que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7503,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6934"}],"version-history":[{"count":261,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7522,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6934\/revisions\/7522"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}