{"id":8346,"date":"2022-11-09T22:51:08","date_gmt":"2022-11-09T22:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=8346"},"modified":"2025-04-27T17:36:50","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T17:36:50","slug":"cambio-de-animal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2022\/11\/cambio-de-animal\/","title":{"rendered":"CAMBIO DE ANIMAL"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"8346\" class=\"elementor elementor-8346\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-df88508 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"df88508\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-2971bb4\" data-id=\"2971bb4\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d70ec77 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"d70ec77\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em style=\"text-align: right;\">con Xavi Daura<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-593b6a0 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"593b6a0\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-92de8df\" data-id=\"92de8df\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b8c7213 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b8c7213\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>PRESENCIA AZUL concede <em>3<\/em> deseos. Sin magia. \u00ab\u00bfSombreros tr\u00e9mulos? \u00c1nclalos. Qu\u00e9 m\u00e1s\u00bb. Durante semanas manda emails, est\u00e1 pegado al tel\u00e9fono, silba.<\/p><p>Han pedido un gran desfile en\u00a0<em>PILL TOWN<\/em>. Lo encabezan animales. Entre ellos, un CAMBIO DE ANIMAL.\u00a0<\/p><p>\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1LAS CARROZAS!!!!!!! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1YA AVANZAN!!! \u00a1A! Ritmo&#8230; fren\u00e9tico. Ah\u00ed van <em>LES FESTES DE GR\u00c0CIA<\/em> SOBRE RUEDAS. El barrio de Gr\u00e0cia, engalanado y con conciertos, baja dentro de en un remolque.<\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\">[saltar anuncio]<\/p><p>Las carrozas derrapan y pegan volantazos para sortear un <em>cupcake<\/em> gigante que est\u00e1 clavado [<em>flashback<\/em>: \u00ab\u00c1nclalos\u00bb] en medio de la avenida. El p\u00fablico se abalanza y se a\u00fapa entre s\u00ed para ver ni que sea una (1) doblez del papel de la madalena. \u00abSe encaraman con la leche\u00bb, como dec\u00eda el poeta.<\/p><p>Los pasteleros que lo han elaborado descansan en un balneario de las afueras. Est\u00e1n metidos en la misma ba\u00f1era, tumbados los unos sobre los otros, en silencio, sin agua: han cumplido.<\/p><p>En la cabalgata Presencia luce EL BRONCEADO JOKER. Hace cosas ofensivas (piensa en su futuro), tetas, pero nadie se enfada (\u00abEs un t\u00edo guay\u00bb). Desfila irritado (lo del balneario).<\/p><p>Presencia, magn\u00e1nimo, contrat\u00f3 al artista NATIE para animarlo tras el sonado fracaso de su espect\u00e1culo <em>Nadie (ni siquiera Natie) quiere ir<\/em>, y el tipo ha cancelado a \u00faltima hora su participaci\u00f3n en el desfile. \u00abDisculpa, es que he estabilizado y so\u00f1ado contigo\u00bb, se ha excusado.<\/p><p>A la presencia le consuela pensar en la alfombra que le llegar\u00e1 la semana que viene (\u00ab\u00a1Para el martes!\u00bb). Est\u00e1 practicando los movimientos que har\u00e1 con ella para <em>genupartir<\/em> rodilla a unos t\u00edos que tiene enfrente, entre el p\u00fablico.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>con Xavi Daura PRESENCIA AZUL concede 3 deseos. Sin magia. \u00ab\u00bfSombreros tr\u00e9mulos? \u00c1nclalos. Qu\u00e9 m\u00e1s\u00bb. Durante semanas manda emails, est\u00e1 pegado al tel\u00e9fono, silba. Han pedido un gran desfile en\u00a0PILL TOWN. Lo encabezan animales. Entre ellos, un CAMBIO DE ANIMAL.\u00a0 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1LAS CARROZAS!!!!!!! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1YA AVANZAN!!! \u00a1A! Ritmo&#8230; fren\u00e9tico. Ah\u00ed van LES FESTES DE GR\u00c0CIA SOBRE RUEDAS. 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