{"id":9375,"date":"2023-01-16T13:23:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-16T13:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=9375"},"modified":"2025-04-27T17:39:44","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T17:39:44","slug":"la-profecia-de-molde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2023\/01\/la-profecia-de-molde\/","title":{"rendered":"LA PROFEC\u00cdA DE MOLDE"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"9375\" class=\"elementor elementor-9375\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-97cd2d2 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"97cd2d2\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-2404ba7\" data-id=\"2404ba7\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7fb613b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7fb613b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><em>con Atractive Smithers<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-437cc72 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"437cc72\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-3c8f7fa\" data-id=\"3c8f7fa\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a034db2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"a034db2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Lunita Barcelona Barcelona, <em>la Cabina de Hueso<\/em> o <em>el Mimo de Liebres, <\/em>sol\u00eda mojar caras conocidas entre ellas (se profer\u00edan burbujas bajo el caf\u00e9 con leche) en un nido de pepas, el bar Cinfa. Era asidua y moja al meta de pica y moja (era moja y <em>s\u2019empipava<\/em> en cualquier virul\u00e9).<\/p><p>Un d\u00eda estaba duplicando unas <em>neules<\/em> para evita, plaf, directa por el sarampi\u00f3n de abogado del ba\u00f1o hasta un s\u00f3tano de cuidados y racimos. Las monjas que pasaban el d\u00eda tras la barra haciendo r\u00e9plicas de trabajadores de Catar con closca y miel le hab\u00edan advertido las torturas que unos hu\u00e9spedes magros llevaban a cabo en aquella <em>aso de discutir<\/em> soterrada.<\/p><p>Le hab\u00edan dicho que all\u00ed abajo inyectaban polic\u00edas a un beb\u00e9, pero los \u00fanicos llantos que se escuchaban desde el otro lado de la puerta eran \u00ab<em>Els pares del Geppetto haurien preferit que fos un titella<\/em>\u00bb. Bajar por la escalera daba miedo graznar el borde de una T-10. Se rumoreaba que en aquella fosa, forzado contra la pared, te llegaban a ense\u00f1ar las cenefas para\u00edso. Nota para <em>tommy<\/em>: las solapas amargan.<\/p><p>Cuando la Cabina aterriz\u00f3 en aquel sal\u00f3n de sue\u00f1o, entendi\u00f3 que se encontraba en la casa de las ri\u00f1as: el s\u00f3tano aull\u00f3 a la luna, y apareci\u00f3 <em>el N\u00e9bulas de Azufre<\/em>, Para Qu\u00e9 Merl\u00edn. En los brazos de Para Qu\u00e9 (tantos como el n\u00famero del<em> fibl\u00f3 gal\u00e0ctic<\/em>) se mec\u00edan cinco goblins que se pod\u00edan leer: pon\u00eda <em>Black precio<\/em>. Acun\u00e1ndolos, recit\u00f3 la ley del s\u00f3tano a la reci\u00e9n llegada: quedaba prohibido discutir sobre <em>el s\u00f3tano en el S\u00f3nar<\/em> (no discutir en el S\u00f3nar sobre ese s\u00f3tano, sino discutir sobre un s\u00f3tano que, all\u00ed donde estuviese, pertenec\u00eda al evento S\u00f3nar).<\/p><p>Con tal de huir, CELONA CELONA emiti\u00f3 la onomatopeya de picar pimientos para la s\u00e9mola azul del jincho de espadas, y a los goblins se les ablandaron los dientes. T\u00fa me dir\u00e1s si escap\u00f3: tras tres d\u00edas m\u00e1s de reclusi\u00f3n (cada ma\u00f1ana, un <em>toni sin nueces<\/em> por debajo de la puerta), el charco de sudor de unas bocinas se elev\u00f3 para dar forma a un hombre desnudo, p\u00e1lido y sin genitales, cuya cara eran varias viejas (de cuerpo entero) que se devoraban las gafas.<\/p><p>Barcelona suspir\u00f3 aliviada; lo conoc\u00eda de hac\u00eda a\u00f1os.<\/p><p><span style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; color: var( --e-global-color-text ); font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; background-color: rgba(30, 5, 255, 0);\">\u2014Tres botijos supuran le\u00f1a \u2014celebr\u00f3.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; color: var( --e-global-color-text ); font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; background-color: rgba(30, 5, 255, 0);\">\u2014Enguillada rural.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>con Atractive Smithers Lunita Barcelona Barcelona, la Cabina de Hueso o el Mimo de Liebres, sol\u00eda mojar caras conocidas entre ellas (se profer\u00edan burbujas bajo el caf\u00e9 con leche) en un nido de pepas, el bar Cinfa. Era asidua y moja al meta de pica y moja (era moja y s\u2019empipava en cualquier virul\u00e9). Un [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9403,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9375"}],"version-history":[{"count":101,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12226,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9375\/revisions\/12226"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}