{"id":9643,"date":"2023-02-07T15:12:40","date_gmt":"2023-02-07T15:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=9643"},"modified":"2025-04-27T17:35:36","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T17:35:36","slug":"mandibulae-encontramos-las-fuentes-del-chad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2023\/02\/mandibulae-encontramos-las-fuentes-del-chad\/","title":{"rendered":"MANDIBULAE: ENCONTRAMOS LAS FUENTES DEL CHAD"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"9643\" class=\"elementor elementor-9643\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-6cdbb28 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"6cdbb28\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-4f2bae3\" data-id=\"4f2bae3\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-61910da elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"61910da\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><em>con Miguel Noguera<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-bb7538f elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"bb7538f\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-0207cb5\" data-id=\"0207cb5\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-782b2ad elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"782b2ad\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Rampa TRVCADA: puedes subirla, pero no beb\u00e9rtela.<\/p><p>Un tipo con la mand\u00edbula tan contundente que la gente que lo ve por la calle se anima a hostiarla, se rompe la mano y lo denuncia.<\/p><p>MANDIBULAE, as\u00ed se llama, agrede siendo agredido.<\/p><p>Antes de la invenci\u00f3n de las cenas bala (lo de disparar una mesa puesta con comensales), Mandibulae sol\u00eda deambular sonriendo por la ciudad, <em>rampante<\/em>, esperando los pu\u00f1os. \u00abP\u00e9gale y sabr\u00e1s lo que es el dolor\u00bb, se escuchaba <em>por encima de<\/em> los transe\u00fantes (di\u00e1logos emitidos unos metros por encima de los labios, que se mov\u00edan en silencio). Cada d\u00eda, varios aspirantes a rey Arturo quer\u00edan ser los primeros en desencajar el maxilar. Todos llegaron a sustraer una espada de cinco dedos reventados.<\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: var( --e-global-color-text ); font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; background-color: rgba(30, 5, 255, 0);\">You came to me. I punched and I cried.<\/em><br \/><em style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: var( --e-global-color-text ); font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; background-color: rgba(30, 5, 255, 0);\">Mandibulae, out the blue you came to me.<\/em><\/p><p>Los damnificados <em>te lo<\/em> consiguieron que el juicio se celebrara. El acusado deber\u00eda haber salido indemne con facilidad, ya que nunca empezaba las agresiones (ni siquiera las ejerc\u00eda); pero hab\u00eda acumulado enemigos: Juez Subi\u00f3, el juez, subi\u00f3 al estrado con la mano triturada. \u00abYo tambi\u00e9n he probado sus mieles\u00bb. Al ser parte implicada, lo sustituyeron al instante por <em>un certamen primaveral<\/em>. Otra victoria para Mandibulae.<\/p><p>De repente, a alguien se le ocurri\u00f3 que <em>la Aspirina de Dios<\/em>, como empezaron a llamar a <em>Monsieur carne<\/em>, pod\u00eda poner la quijada para recibir los golpes de mazo en los juicios. Hoy en d\u00eda, <em>Mandibul\u00e6 es<\/em> un cubo lleno de pulpos valorados por s\u00ed mismos en 2.600 \u00a5\/kg. Su don ahora es productivo.<\/p><p>Pero algo falla. La Aspirina no disfruta como antes, cuando paseaba sin blanca mientras le llov\u00edan<em> instrucciones de montaje de arietes mucho menos sofisticadas que las que habr\u00edas redactado t\u00fa<\/em>. Si puedes pillar silla en las primeras filas de un juicio, ver\u00e1s a lo que me refiero: sus ojos paren, durante la sesi\u00f3n, al juez inhabilitado.<\/p><p>Lleva una vida taciturna, consumido por Dickens de piel o <em>sub\u00ed para verla mejor<\/em>, la nostalgia; y no se intuye remontada.<\/p><p><em>En un yacimiento arqueol\u00f3gico encontraron una quijada de oro impecable entre polvo, huesos y telas podridas. Durante a\u00f1os se ha podido admirar, expuesta para el pueblo, en una plaza. Pero si abres la vitrina, esa quijada de oro se pela con la u\u00f1a. <\/em><\/p><p><em>La buena est\u00e1 en una caja de caudales. <\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>con Miguel Noguera Rampa TRVCADA: puedes subirla, pero no beb\u00e9rtela. Un tipo con la mand\u00edbula tan contundente que la gente que lo ve por la calle se anima a hostiarla, se rompe la mano y lo denuncia. MANDIBULAE, as\u00ed se llama, agrede siendo agredido. Antes de la invenci\u00f3n de las cenas bala (lo de disparar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9644,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mas","category-sin-categorizar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9643"}],"version-history":[{"count":34,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12211,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions\/12211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}