{"id":9909,"date":"2023-04-04T09:05:18","date_gmt":"2023-04-04T09:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nmamuts.com\/?p=9909"},"modified":"2025-04-27T18:00:56","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T18:00:56","slug":"a-punto-de-mitra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsnousmamuts.com\/es\/2023\/04\/a-punto-de-mitra\/","title":{"rendered":"A PUNTO DE MITRA"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"9909\" class=\"elementor elementor-9909\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-eeb7dbe elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"eeb7dbe\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-e2a24b7\" data-id=\"e2a24b7\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8f5c1a7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8f5c1a7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><em>con Ramon Mic\u00f3 Collage\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-bc3c5f9 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"bc3c5f9\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-db2a313\" data-id=\"db2a313\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-822b72e elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"822b72e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-style: inherit; font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; background-color: rgba(30, 5, 255, 0);\">Herirse, y no cejar, al imitar al profesor de Historia Comparada:<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: inherit; font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; background-color: rgba(30, 5, 255, 0);\">\u00a0convulsiones, fin de una era, hemorragia interna, inicio de otra, desplome e ingreso.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Un individuo al que tildan injustamente de <em>obispo<\/em> (no es tan de misa como dicen), y que m\u00e1s adelante llegar\u00e1 a serlo injustamente (manipular\u00e1 su nombramiento), con lo que, de alg\u00fan modo, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">justamente<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">lo tildan injustamente<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, ha conseguido un empleo entre algas. En los dos sentidos: lo ha obtenido buceando, y el trabajo es en una oficina cubierta de algas.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">GRINO (Grapas Rustu \u00cdgneas Sist\u00e9mica <em>Aurella<\/em>) te contrata si demuestras que en las simas del Atl\u00e1ntico se celebran acalorados simposios (lanzamiento de gr\u00e1ficos) sobre la conveniencia de sustituirte los brazos <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">por aromas<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Los opositores odian saber c\u00f3mo los lanzar\u00e1n a partir de entonces (lo saben).<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">El primer d\u00eda en el nuevo trabajo, el futuro obispo llega BARRIDO CON UNA MOPA; y lo levantan con otra. Se separa de los transportistas que lo han <em>asistido<\/em>, se sacude el polvo y se ENCARA con ellos: \u00abHe entendido si eres viejo secretos\u00bb. Y no es un farol, lo ha entendido.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Al fin entra en el edificio, que hace esquina con los fans de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">El peque\u00f1o Spirou<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (forman una torre humana de seis pisos, pr\u00e1cticamente inhabitable \u2014luz titilante en el quinto\u2014). La oficina PESTA\u00d1EA, remolino de documentos. A Punto de Mitra pinza uno al vuelan juntos (el impreso flota) y aterrizan en su silla, que pende del techo atada a unas algas.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Balance\u00e1ndose en ese p\u00falpito, Prebishop defiende las prote\u00ednas de las algas DE LAS ALGAS: \u00abLO HAGO AUNQUE <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">RELLISCO<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ME TILDEN DE <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">EXDIFRACCI\u00d3N<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ANTE <em>EL SISTEMA DE POLEAS QUE QUIERO QUE ME BAJE DE AQU\u00cd<\/em>\u00bb.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ha o\u00eddo campanas TAN ABOLLADAS sobre su sambenito que lo acabar\u00e1n entronizando sin que nunca llegue a sospechar por d\u00f3nde iban los tiros.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>con Ramon Mic\u00f3 Collage\u00a0 Herirse, y no cejar, al imitar al profesor de Historia Comparada:\u00a0convulsiones, fin de una era, hemorragia interna, inicio de otra, desplome e ingreso.\u00a0 Un individuo al que tildan injustamente de obispo (no es tan de misa como dicen), y que m\u00e1s adelante llegar\u00e1 a serlo injustamente (manipular\u00e1 su nombramiento), con lo 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